Fermented in regret. Bottled in satire. Served post-dump. 🔬 From MemePharma to Microbrew Meltdown Following the legendary release of Pumpcillin™ Draught 001, the tank at Memebrewery.fun is now pouring its second dose of degeneracy: Rektosin™ — Brew No.002. Crafted from the emotional wreckage of a thousand Twitter threads and airdrop hopes, Rektosin™ is your post-pump postmortem. This isn’t a celebratory …
🍺💊 Pumpcillin™ Draught No.001: The First Meme Brew with Side Effects
🧪 When Memes Ferment into Madness In a world where liquidity dries faster than your last pint, Pumpcillin™ isn’t just a meme—it’s a craft-fermented cure for traders stricken with Pump Ailment Syndrome™. You’ve seen the symptoms before: green candle hallucinations, hopium intoxication, compulsive clicking on newly launched tokens. But now, for the first time ever, we’ve brewed the antidote.Or at …